You work out 6 days a week and still weight 2 pounds. You manscape your junk so it aint no doubt, you don't know. You're a homosexual.
A skinny guy comes out of the closet and flexes. He has a tattoo on his arm that says, "Homo 4 Lyfe".
Raymond enters a room only to ask, "How do you like me now?"
There's nothing to even censor, bro.
AN OBSCENE SITUATION. HOW SHOCKING!
Two guys are shockingly and simultaneously wearing the same shirt.
*sarcastically* Nice shirt
Nice shirt you got there
a nice red shirt
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!