possibly a dog?
the annoying dog barks because the grass he is standing on is scarce
A hellish dog/cow hybrid marches across the blasted landscape. woof.
Cow surrounded by fire?
the cow is a victim of arson
Cow with line-spots on fire. It's back is charred. Looks tasty. It doesn't have a face, only have two legs, and it is saying "Moo."
a rat cow that had cigarettees as hind legs
A cow, with a long tiger tail, but it's pink and black, and it's bleeding!
a cow with a checkered tail moos
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!