If you can't pay the stripper, saw off your foot and offer that instead. You might get a free lap-dance.
Uhh...scribbles?
A dog with breast.
simpsons dog has censor baar over his tits
sly dog with a black arm band
Twilight Sparkle slowly takes off her panties
yiff in hell written in red letters against a black background
Yiffers can burn in hell
A man rapping about his mom
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!