the moon wishes to see the sun but earth is all like, gurl you stuck with me >:C

Th Earth does not allow the Moon to play with the Sun, because it thinks the Sun has a bad influence on the moon.

Earth cockblocks the sun. He doesn't want his daughter to date no fucking yellow exploding star!

Oh shit, earth! You've really made the sun mad now!

fuck the moon

someone trying to step on the moon

a man jumping onto a pizza

Boy on pizza trampoline.

pizza trampoline