the object directly to your right is now animate and/or sentient, what's the first thing it says/does?
All this little blue pillow wants is for you to come back to bed.
A tsundere pillow
Tsundere pillow
retarded painting which looks like it has a 4-balled shoe inside
Finger wants to prove you that he has changed.
I hoe that's a finger.
Pink fingernail
pink fingernail
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!