Hey I'm grump.

Man holds up a disembodied hand while other man makes the clear observation that he is indeed holding a disembodied hand.

Shaqiniqualuhenequla is being indecent.

a lewd guy

Hotdog and meatballs asks about your penile health.

a hot dog is sandwiched between two potato next to a hand enlargement advertisement

Hand reaching for a... "Sausage".

A very long, undulating arm reaching for a very big sausage.

If you give a hobo a cookie...