drinking a belgian blonde ale

beaar grylls

Man hanging out of car window, waving a book on Survival by Bear Grylls.

a turd with a face holding a survival book.

the students were surprised that their new professor was a turd, but it was the best Liturature class they ever had

Even though they gave no homework, the teacher is still a pile of shit.

A talking lucky poo is sitting next to a book and an apple. It has decided there is no homework, and A pluses are for everyone.

A* Marks for a carton of juice, an apple and a pile of faecal matter.

Orange Juice, an Apple and a piece of shit are happily returning from school, as they received their School Reports which are A+.