Draw a realistic, carefully drawn dick.
coconuts on a red beach.
Two heads floating on a river of blood to meet the Great Satan
A badly drawn ant with a fork standing next to a red blob with bowling balls
bad drawings strike agian
Elvis imitator watching the hours go by...
LOOK! It's derp o'clock!!
a derpy watch
It's derp-thirty.
Deadpool breaks the fourth wall and ends up inside a digital clock.
Microwaved red man.
Elmo in a microwave
Elmo's driving license.
elmos licence
elmo postage stamp on envelope
Gummy bear on a postage stamp.
73cent koala stamp
This fine hamster right here is only 73 cents. Bargain!
A very good deal on guinea pigs. You should check them for diseases, no way they'd be sold this cheap without some kind of catch!
a double headed buffalo is super cheap
A two headed horse costs $0.01
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!