My milkshake doth summon all the gentlefolk to the yard, and they're like, 'it's better than thine.' Verily, it is better than thine.
Doctor Mario's prescription
Mario giving advice that doesn't help any non-video-game people.
Mario condoning violence to children.
Mario encourages a man that it's okay to step on smaller people to get coins
Mario is a citizen with a long dong
NSFW Indian Mario Bros.
Clouds
every cloud has a silver lining
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!