Wow, finally! Finally Fast dot com!

I'll take sites with obvious viruses for 300

Man kicking another into the virus pit.

Phil Collins' In The Air Tonight except instead of a guy drowning in a pool it's a guy drowning in pea soup.

man cussing as he sinks in brown dirt

A naked man being buried from the waist down

draw me a bird trying to eat water and drink a steak

Swan/Duck/Chicken debating between an ice cube on a fork or a prehistoric bloody mary

a duck loves smoothie and ice