Asian man shits candles
A guy moving his upper body backwards because he is so amazed by his coat
Stick man realizes his life is an utter shambles, and asks his invisible friend to shoot him with an invisible gun.
Facial.
A chick is getting a facial.
Prof Green Bean Man attempts to awaken a homunculus by placing two pickles on its eyes and a chilli on its mouth
a pickle which graduated from college meets a squashed shit ball which eats a green chilli
An educated pickle (even wearing a graduate cap) is contemplating a turd.
a man shits
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!