I finally got my robotic legs!

After the successful procedure, the mechanic tested out his new robotic legs.

Then timmy realized those robotic legs were a REALLY bad deal when they kicked him in the face for liking soccer.

At first it was hard getting used to his new robotic legs, but soon David Beckham became the greatest soccer player ever, I think.

Despite kick ass robot legs, still, in the future, Americans don't show up for soccer matches. So, the now cyborg players, find other uses.

After getting his ass kicked by a legless man, Doug decided that it was time to get buff.

Using the power of personal fitness and steroids, Doug becomes a chiseled muscleman in order to beat up legless bullies.

After transforming into a syringe, our hero cures all the disease in the world. Later they put him on top of the empire state b. for glory.

Japanese Emperor congratulates Needle Man who cured cancer. Little do they know he cured it by infecting people with super aids!