America going to Canada's house for a sleepover

"No, America. Go home. You can't sleep here," says Canada. Wait, no, they're flags. Not entire countries.

USA flag with eyes and a mouth and is drooling green saliva.

Uhhh.... The.. American flag is dripping green with some words beside it I can not read.

Egads! Someone has dumped green slime upon the American flag and left behind only a shitty signature!

Stained american flag

cheeseburger stains on an amerecan flag

touch my boooootay

man is showing his butt to another man, who is telling him NO