Black people and watermelon
Man showing off his watermelon to his friends.
Man adopts watermelon as his own son
Dad love his watermelon son, no matter how disrespectful he is. And deep down inside, Watermelon Son loves him too.
a woman is in love with a watermelon man
Girl falls in love with a ninja turtle
A quadriplegic tortoise gives oral sex to a Picasso painting.
Mr. Turtle thinks that that are over 1 million channels and still nothing is on. Where's the Turtle Life channel?
Turtle complaining about the lack of turtle related channels on TV
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!