You renounce your humanity to become a...
some kind of futuristic hammer
satan's buttplug or something equally terrifying
Santa's Butt Plug
"Ho ho ho" said the toaster to the cable.
Someone unplugged the toaster.
You... You're going to plug in that grey blob? Oh sweet Jesus NO!
it's so gray
Lady with no arms or legs, rolls her way to a patch of grey something and exclaims how awesome it is.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!