G&P killed a man and hacked off his arm which, ironically, is holding a G&P Soda.
mans arm falls off due to his soda pop addiction!
It's not an addiction. it's a lack of restraint
Caveman is confused, observing a slice of pizza held in one hand closely before his eyes.
Pizza is the god
HO NOES ! GOD IS ACTUALLY A GIANT OMNISCIENT PIZZA !!! THE REALITY IS .... I .... I .... NOOOOOOOOOO
JESUS PIZZA RULES ALL
Jesus died for our Pepperoni
The Gospel according to Papa John
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!