a guy just shat a brick
In shock, Mario exclaims "Mama mia!" upon discovering both his toilet and his buttocks smeared in feces...and a toilet with a brick inside.
A nigga lays on a couch
princess jasmine
A Disney princess missing an arm
man with a bleeding stump where his arm should be, wearing only a balloon skirt
I'm bleeding sexy back
Someone bleeding from back. Even though he looks to be in bad shape, he does makes a gentle smile.
A bird with a head wound puking up some dinner
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!