Dee Dee you idiot.

Blonde realllllly surprised by short guy.

a blond guy is surprised

A man/woman/thing with boobs+blue nipples for eyes and a donut mouth saying AHG

Um, a bug

beetle, blue sky, sun,

ant grass sun sky

An ant, a tiny sun, a few blades of grass and a puddle

ants and shit yo

an ant slowly crawls to a pile of poop

An ant seizes his opportunity to plunge himself into a mudhole.

it says pingu

I'MA FIRING MY LASER. - Penguin.

Penguin is firan' his lazor

Gunther from Adventure Time shooting a ray gun

Steve fires his physics-defying shotgun as his torso slides off his hip.