anything
Girl rejects a guy because he is not an alien
Blondie only goes for men who don't have a green card.
Overly attached girlfriend gets turned down
Creppy child.
donald trump
Donald Trump starts his new career in McDonalds. His job is all about telling when the french fries are ready, or indeed 'fried'.
Captain Kirk was late with yer fries, he's fired.
His graduate degree in fryochemical sciences still couldn't keep him that job at MacDonalds; perhaps wanking into the milkshake was a folly
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!