Rock paper scissors

You've just escaped from prison, these are the only three items in your inventory.

Some man who crawled out of a sewage pipe, but he looks clean

man looking down a giant condom with green stripes

Man receives giant dildo to face.

ryan ross

An alien uses an automated shower device to sprinkle urine on a chair. It's dark, but there's an electric blue cloud hovering in the air.

an alien pours urine out of a toothbrush and onto a chair.

CSI SATURN... obvious trace evidence...possibly venetian sperm

CSI Sperm travels to brown Saturn for their next case.

Large headed worm in poo

A worm riding a poopskateboard

Worm desperately mimics animated television character Bart Simpson.

huge-eyed Bart Simpson thinks orange confused worm is a coll dude

spongebob as a my little pony

Spongebob has turned into a giraffe.