You whith a mustache
The person with the name of me grew an ironic mustache that has an impulse that causes it to poke Me's eyes.
Your mustache ironically overgrew and is poking you in the eye.
Irony...
Some sort of odd trading agreement going on between two people involving a chain, a watch, and a hairbrush.
Bomb timer
4:20 at night
masturbation
man surprised by his pee propulsion
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!