A large sousaphone-playing alligator gives you a tune. She might be naked, and is definitely a furry

Turtle is on stage singing for another turtle

Turtle serenading his love with "I got you babe" from sonny & cher

Turtle sex.

A turtle carrying another turtle in a clever spare seat attached to its shell

Turtle on a blue chair on a turtle's back

A turtle, that hunts other turtles for sport, relaxes in a recliner after a long day. His living room has a turtle rug.

turtle stuck upside down on an arm chair and another turtle failing to get up and save it