artsy facebook profile picture girl
Woman tries to take a new profile picture in a public restroom using her iPhone and a mirror, suffers a horrible wardrobe malfunciton; Dies.
Duck-faced selfies
A man takes a picture of his orange nose.
No make up general
A soldier sees the general who is putting makeup on his face. "General! No makeup!", he says.
"This is a general rehearsal!" yelled the director, "That means you're not to wear makeup!"
A man tries to escape the army by crossdressing. I swear I've seen this in MASH
A poliarmor triple join the army on a sunny day.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!