The mud monster retreated back into the sewers, unbenownst to him, in the distant background, a vicious mythical creature crawled in behind

The homeless sewer snake pursues after the brown blob. The blob is distraught, and all he wants is to make it back home.

as the brown rock escapes the sewers and think of home, he approaches the dark lord Cthulhu !

Cthulu looked at the terrible grate, upturned, and the sentient turd slowly crawling out of the hole

"Noooo!" screamed the poop that lived in the tree. But it was too late. The Pacman ghost with a body snatched the poo up and ate him.

And that's how the undiscriminating ghost caught E coli.

After putting an end to this pac-man craze, zombie-ghost comes into the real world.

The ghost is worried about John's health. As he starts up the computer, the ghost gives him a sleep-inducing poke instead.

the man died later that night.