a living sword trying to put on underwear

Sword in pants.

Hidden blade from Assassins Creed

dagger

a vase with a sword on it

looks like a crucifix

A piece of string hanging on a coat hanger

A piece of string hanging from a coat-hanger.

A DEVIL DOG LIKES ITALIAN FOOD WITH CABIDE

a dog with devil ears saying i heart fettudcine

bruised puppy loves alfredo pasta

A dog that is heartbroken that his owner gave him spaghetti instead of meat.

sad puppy would prefer chicken over spaghetti for dinner.

Anarchy Mouse wants KFC, not Panda Express

mouse likes kfc

a rat loves kfc, and wants to have sexual intercourse with a kfc bucket

A mouse having wet dreams about KFC

cringing face saying WHAT?

A smiley face is slightly puzzled.

yellow face

A yellow marshmallow. Which means...