$5 foot-long in a can
There is only 1 can of tuna left in the store. The price tag is $5.
outrageously overpriced tuna.
Mr. Vampire considers buying overpriced goldfish
Vampire buying very expensive goldfish
Dracula trying to pawn off his goldfish
Dracula offering goldfish to a bunch of little black kids.
dracula working as a part-time pet shop keeper
vampire plans to suck blood but is foiled when his next victim turns out to be an incomprehensible scribble
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!