Overrated nerd show

Fin gots ta stik dat der sord inna vagajoo uh mount doom, see?

A man tells a mountain no thanks. The mountain responds fuck me.

A mountain asks a man to have sex with it. The man declines this offer. I don't blame the man for his actions, after all, It's a mountain.

Female mountain wishes to make love with paul bunyan. However he tells her no and walks off with his big blue ox.

Paul bunion turns down a mountain chick with nice tits. Babe the ox is there too.