The turtle is angry at his pink dildo

A turtle tells a shocked cat in a hat that "My secret weapon is a pink dildo. And I hate it."

A turtle with a bone in his mouth. He will destroy you. and eat your babies

turtlebone = TBONE?

Turtle mixed with a bone equals steak.

Turtle fossil.

An upside down turtle is stuck in a crater

Turtle is halfway buried in the ground, he is sad that he died so young, yet confused that he is still able to feel emotions and not dead.

An orange abomination of a man is consumed by the earth near a crucifix.

A disapproving teenaged girl.

A Huge fucking Lesbian