seven pounds of marijuana
My calculator is being controlled by a yeerk.
huge phone and a guy
A man is dwarfed standing next to his massive, massive phone. It must be a really old phone, if it's that big... or he must be really tiny.
telphone
Rotary telephone... meet blue silly string.
Scary person with blood dripping from his hands from the dark says, "There is no string..."
Man with bleeding hands weeps over his lack of string.
Blood on your hands
the product of fisting your arsehole.
BLOOD AND VIOLENCE
A black gentleman just after his sex change operation
Manic Pixie Dream Girl dipped in chocolate bores you about her new Vagina.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!