Anything that isn't turtles.

im a tortoise not a turtle, damnit!

Doctor Burke preforming heart surgery

Jeremy Lin is Linning

Chigger plays basketball

a potatoe crab smokes an orange

Happy orange

Sexy Shrek

Angry green teddy bear in a bikini top. He only has eyes and pink eyebrows - no nose or mouth. Maybe that's why he's so angry.

green teddy bear fell victim to crossdressing maniac.

green man with olive boobs looks a little derp

jamie-lee curtis selling hermaphroyogurt

Man sucking a penis