I believe in Sherlock Holmes.

Cole Phelps super cop!

His name is Cole Phelps, but you can call him "slaw". Or "Bomberman with a pink rose on his head". Whatever.

A not-so scary witch shooting lightning through her fingertips and turning a man into a skeleton.

Avada Kedavra !

jesus in a purple dress holding a flower

Jesus with brown legs. He's either dirty, Mexican, or both. Also wearing a purple apron.

a yellow worm vaccuming

Noodle unhappy about having to vacuum.

Shit shitty

smiliy poop

A blob of brown translucent gel with the word "smiliy" (sic) written above it.

A smiley thinks it is a blob