An ass.
ann donkey
Jaspers stares at you while you duel with a large phallus.
man fencing a shoe
The top hat lasso-ed the man's hand, and began to pull him in to make him its next meal.
hat hand balloon doh
Balloon boy edition 2
DON'T DO IT YET, YOU HAVE MUCH MORE TO LIVE, LIKE HL3
A man opens the box of Half Life 3, only to find a gun.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!