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Prof. Oak instructs Red on how to use Key Items

A giant Professor Oak looming over the player (who is a midget) and angrily telling them to USE SELECT TO SWITCH ITEMS

this is not the proper time to use that

A man called Johnny is asked to hide is shame

Oh god, an ashamed coat named John?

A guy with glasses, short red hair, a square chin, and snapped hands which are just hanging off of their stumps.

A ginger with glasses bigger than his body