ringdingdingdingeringdigneringeungirng

guy doesn't answer the phone because he's watching porn

Just a bunch of horizontal lines...

broken stairs

A tattered bible lays unread on the dusty floor

bible blames doritos

the bible tells a bag of nacho doritos "You did this!!!"

The Bible blames nacho Doritos for something.

The Bible frowns upon the stoner favourite snack 'Nachos n Weed'