avril lavingne is told she has diptheria

pink haired girl didnt get jack shit for christmas

Some pink-haired dude enjoying a box of crap.

A rosy-cheeked, pink-haired girl is ecstatic, having found a box full of chocolates.

Chell from apature science finally getting cake.

guy eats cereal while spouting inanities and doing the splits

A Painting of the moon.

The box on the porch did not contain you dragon dildo, but a portal to the moon.

an opened cardboard box sits by a window in the moonlight

A man with a blue nose says "srsly, wat"

a blue-nosed man says "wat"

Surprised! Anime style...

stupid Guidette realizing her boyfriend is on steroids

A woman from jersey is injecting a mans buttons with a needle!

Man wife, Snooki is poisoning the cookies with Botox, he is telling her to stop.

You Know Also Sucks? Kim Kardashian, Justin Bieber, Call of Duty, Irate Gamer. Please Put Them Dying!

Cyborg rodent disagrees

An Albino rat's portrait.

a porrly drawn blue mouse is pocessed

A possessed blue animal says, "Yes master."

a monster with one eye obeying his master

mike wozowski fucking shizz up, with the blob thing in the background

mike from monsters inc shot and killed someone

purple alien using a super soaker

Asian alien shooting a ray gun

Yellow cheerleader swishes pompoms

Highschool cheerleader with a dark, damning secret.

A mountain taking drugs

Mt. Saint Heroins.

A gory baby.

Hitler is happy with his new creation, the spider man with knife hands

hitler and spiderman: bffs

Spiderman being tricked into kissing Chester the molester.

Spiderman say hi to a molester

did someone way superman?

GET OUT OF THE INTERNET, KID, AND LET THE ADULTS PLAY IN PEACE!

Wheelchairs fight back against fake handicapped victims!

A wheelchair thinks that bald hella jeff is an asshole because he has a.d.d.

someone really hates wheelchairs

Alien Washing Machine doing it's thing

alien washing machine from space

A washer from space comes to kill me

Revenge of the Washing Machine... from OUTER SPACE!

An old fashioned camera in space.

On today's episode of "To Catch A Predator"....

A cave covered in poop.

Behold, the lord of the flies

The king of butterflies

I AM THE MONARCH

king's wife is his mom/sister/cousin

Oedipus is hooking up with Jocasta. She looks happy. She must not realize he's her son.

A mom and son go fishing

Boy goes on a fishing trip with his mom because his dad got sick of his shit and left them. Billy is such a little fucker.

Man Argues Descarte is Wrong; Disappears.

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ON THE BED =3 POOFt

sometimes women just wont take a hint

Woman!

a dumb blonde flashing

peeing in a pool

A fetus caught in a solar flare

... NOPE!

a fox being chain and probably about to die cause of Chuck Testa

A BLOB OF COLOURS

All the colors in the biggest brush in some weird waterfall+lake "Awesome thea" next to it.