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Man falls asleep after a hard day of saving the world by smacking a rodent.

A happy girl with pigtails sleeping in her bed dreams about slapping a snowman. She has a carpet that looks like the earth.

Marry Christian

a large blonde guy(maybe a pastor) proposes to a Christian blonde woman

a pirate with a broken sword asking a nun to marry her, using a very cheap ring

A witch with a cactus who just wants to prick someone

Crazy old fucking witch. And a cactus

A tactuse tacking a pic of a bitch with his iphone

a totally legit Iphone 30g

The last iPhone a Chinese FOXCONN worker assembled before throwing himself off a building.

man commits suicide

a hook attacks a man who drops his red liquorice shoe laces in the midst of the attack