Julius Caesar gets teleported to the future, but even then he manages winning a battle over the multi-legged aliens. Yay! He saved us!
Julius Caesar saves us from the alien invasion
Julius Caesar fucking hates the little green lizardmen
Olympic championship watching two frogs fighting.
Battletoads
someone is excited about frogs
BLACK MAN WORSHIPS THE SUN AND OFFERS FARTS
Someone farts and blames it on the sun. (This describer might have to try that sometime.)
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!