Once upon a time there was a potato. It lived in a volcano. One day a pickle came over. They became friends.
A suicidal potato and cucumber decide to jump into a volcano. Said volcano is currently spewing out lava
A snail wants to end his short life by jumping into a volcano and to slowly burn and melt underneath the underground's magma.
Birds sacrifice snail to appease volcano god.
Eagle drops a snail into a volcano :(
hagrid shitting all over dumbledore whilst mcgonogal sucks his wrinkly finger
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!