a time before computers
A man typing on an old typewriter that is "so retro".
You can't type on this retro typewriter... It's so retro the keys doesn't work.
... I got nothing.
finished fapping
An albino Kermit de Frog at at the cusp of completing a sweet fapathon.
Kermit...ewww.....that is disgusting. This is something Bro Strider would definitely like.
Asked to draw the unspeakable...
I am scandalized by your filthy, filthy mind!
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!