a pissed off dolphin stabs someone in the face in front of their children

BOOM HEADSHOT (terarria minishark mod in tf2)

Heavy weapons guy gets shot by a sniper

A man is slowly dying from a small head wound.

a man slips and cracks his head while in a hurry to get to elizabeth

A guy has slipped on a banana peel in the middle of the road, and is telling a girl standing on the side of the road, called Lizzy, to wait.

Wait lizzy. Shit my rocket boots. lizzy. SHIT! SHIT LIZZY WAIT

Wait, Lizzy! Don't take off on your rocket shoes yet!

A woman sitting on the floor, putting on a shoe with a rocket under it. Someone is screaming "not yet Lizzy!".

A woman with big...breast tries to open her present but a ant says "Not yet Lizzy!!!"

Porn star yelling NOT YET LIZZY!!!

mouse watching the monitor showing a running lizzy

a pink mouse watching a hentai with a blonde asian girl running from a alien with green tentacles

mouse watches tentacle hentai.

Wolf is staring behind the window, and man in the bed is scared to death

Slenderman stares at a shivering child through a moonlight window.

Man watches porn while throwing a ball.

A surprised chick gives a well endowed man a handjob whilst a giant throws a football over them.

some chick and a cock are playing hand egg

3 buildings in a skyline with the sun setting buildings are leaning and the tallest one has a lightning rod

A view of a city with a sunset in the background...gay shit.

a very interesting man

mr obama

shadowlurker (Google it)

charizard is waiting to get you

The man is confused. What is he to think of the gargantuan red beast standing before him? The beast only stares.

?????????????/

Four '?' with a line under it

Four and four question marks