A battle between Captain Jack Sparrow and Captain Jack Harkness. Google it if you must.
Pirat war
A piece of paper that has the words "Don't Know" written on it.
a piece of paper with the daubings of a boring man
The reason you come to doodle or die
Old lady lusts for black cock II: Revengeance
A person sad that black clock 2 is at 1
Sad man travels through time
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!