As Ron Paul felt Obama thrust his dick into his mouth, one thought crossed his mind before the penis gave him a lobotomy: "Shoulda won Iowa"

12 year olds on the internet

A guy who's wearing orange Kamina shades bleeds his eyes out watching Lucky Star on his computer

My eyes are bleeding after watching a star on my computer!

A man in pain, after having lost his eyesight (bloodily) to stephanie meyers shit novel, which appears on a computer screen behind him.

a man with blood on his face and without wìeyes and a pc with some water around it saying "STeP4ANle MeYeR N0veL"

Eyeball baby loves the Twilight series of novels.