assassin's creed revelations
"It wasn't my daughter's birthday! SHIT!"
A mother surprises her son by jumping out of a cake
go to bed!
go sleep, son!
severe father sends his son to bed because is late night
It's way past little timmys bed time, his dad points out that he needs to go to bed.
Jason is busy jacking off with a sword when his mother catches him lotion-handed. She is unhappy that he's ignoring his strict 9:00 bedtime.
A carrot
A carrot demanding to be eaten by you, a bitch.
The Dorito® Chip is an aggressive lover, demanding that his partner eats him right now.
An angry Puddle of some sort orange... Splat. It goes "EAT MÉ NOW"
a microwaveable hotdog sitting in water demanding to be eaten
A penis rescues a twinkie from a river
a penis rescuing a twinkie in the river
the rare and almost extinct penis fish getting its meal
"NOPE" underlined 3 times
Nope, by Adidas
An incredibly well drawn Adidas shoe proclaiming "Nope."
man box
A black block with limbs waves his arms
The necronomicon has been hitting the gym lately. Got some serious guns there.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!