Anthropocentric bag of dicks
harry Potter
You're a wizard, Harry.
a mysterious letter to Mr. Harry Potter
Letter to Mr. Hipster
emails are too mainstream
A scientist shoots a freeze ray at a "No E-mails" sign.
A mad scientist shooting cold water at an mailbox which is against e-mails
a mad scientist shooting a mailbox with a water gun
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!