When i was young i almost kissed the most beautiful girl in the class. So close.

average internet user

A retarded man bites his tongue while playing the piano with his feet.

eugene playing the piano

Asian playing piano

man forced to play piano to save his honor

Robot is pouring poop on a guys head.

a man pouring something on a robot who is all like, "WHY NIGGA. Y U DO DAT SHIT"

I run...I run down the valley...

I guy ("me") is walking down a dirt road between a bunch of hills

skiing down a mountain with no snow

Out of Season Skiier

a skier wearing the appropriate gear is visibly upset when he finds out the sun has melted away all the snow. He uses a 4 letter expletive.

the hill is melting so the guy swears

A man accidentally slips off a mountain peak

Man falls off a cliff...again. what a silly man.

Expertly drawn guy who hit ground front first after falling from a cliff.

Between a rock and a hard place

x marks the spot between a rock and a hard place (a brick wall)

wall and rock are not compatible

Grey blob /v/

Coal smiling

Sleepless Blackface

a black man with no arms walking in on someone who is sleeping.

Armless man attempts to rescue fallen fair maiden.