Homestuck stuff

Snail'o modo

A hipster bitch snail walks way too slow in Manhattan and thinks her ugly graffiti shell actually looks good.

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X marks the spot.

smell ya later

two sperglords with B.O.

spongebob and patrick with fleas jumping out of their heads on a red carpet.

X=5, now, prove me that the gravity law exists

Sir Issic Newton was five times the X_ youll ever be

Isac Newton is better than you.

selfish bastard thinks that he is cool when he discovered gravity

an unfunny doodle

knock knock, whos there, orange...

An orange is licking a fake moustache as his date for the evening knocks on the door.

Son can I come in? (The father finds his son with a fake mustache and his coat out) they are both oranges

An orange is fapping, his dad comes in, looks him in the eye, and finishes. like a boss.

Mustached Father finds his son masturbating to a banana. They are both oranges also.