man who hasn;t washed his hair for 4 years

Over the course of four years, a man grows smelly bacon hair.

In four years everyone will have bacon hats.

4 moar years of dick-bacon.

GO FAST, RECEIVE BACON

A runner wins the race, and eagerly rushes towards his prize - a few strips of bacon.

an angry man declares that there is no bacon

angry veingy baseball with a face saying THERE IS NO BACON!!!

kevin smith

A psychiatrist

grey head man in white suit asking michael jackson how does he feel?

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superman

superman with a shard of kryptonite through him, in space, realizing he can't exist

someone who cant draw so they decided to write what they wanted someone to draw.

Potato-headed man weeps as he laments the loneliness his condition has caused him to endure throughout his life. He's a person, dammit.

bean man is neglected for not being human.

Coffee bean is sad to see a protest against beans led by tiny pink and brown dots.