Sir Penguin.

doooooooooodle

Someone doesn't have the fancy doodle or die more colors extension

sdoihkjfsd;ifsdafsd;jl

exhaling

throwing up nothing but air (dead black eyes)

There's a Zombie apocalypse. Days: The virus is slowly taking over his brain to the point where he can't even recognize his own voice. WTF

A man fantasizing about brains, the first symptom of being a zombie

A guy is so mad that he can't play DoD on mobile because they developers are idiots that he contemplates ripping out his own brain