The worst chair to sit in
Anti-corner propaganda distrubited by the damn chair fascists.
Hug on a brick wall is a poster, advertising... A wall, on which words are written.
Laser grid
An erect laser pointer ejaculates a red laser.
mop? maybe a broom.
A mop that's slacking off instead of doing what it should be doing and cleaning the damn floor.
The walking small whip
phone with chicken
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!