I choose you.

uncle sam giving me the birdie

angry birds

The decapitated heads of Bert and Ernie shoved onto the sesame street sign.

Ernie and Burt at sesame street doing something ratchet

oh that's lovely

I'm sorry, white blob, but I think we're just in different places in our relationship right now. I'm not ready to say that yet.

no love for kirby

a sad scoop of pink ice cream realises they will never be larry david